Jon Lane  (244 views)

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Sex /  Age

Male /  31

Location

Fort Mohave, AZ

Birthday

October 20
 
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Sex /  Age

Male /  31

Birthday

October 20

Location

Fort Mohave, AZ

Languages

English
 

About Me

hello,my name is Jon Lane.i m 31 years old.i m 6-1,271 pounds,i have red hair,green eyes,6 tattoos,5 ear rings.i love talking online,watching nascar,wrestling,baseball,football,and more tv.i love talking on the phone,even my cell phone,which i have.i m not married yet.i have no kids.feel free to leave a comment and i will comment u back after i get urs,thnk u!for u gay guys u may add me and i will add u.......here are some websites i love... www.myspace.com, www.hi5.com, www.playboy.com, www.wwe.com, www.tagged.com, www.nascar.com, www.yahoo.com, www.msn.com, www.google.com, www.tnawrestling.com.

Interests

i love watching....nascar,football,baseball,wrestling,talking online.....here are some websites i love...
www.myspace.com,
www.hi5.com,
www.playboy.com,
www.wwe.com,
www.tagged.com,
www.nascar.com,
www.yahoo.com,
www.msn.com,
www.google.com,
www.tnawrestling.com.

this is triple H's intro theme(in words)

It's time to play the game
Time to play the game!
Hahahahaha
Hahaha

It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All about control, and if you can take it.
All about yor debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me
I am control, no way you change me
I am have heavy debts, no way you can pay me
I am the pain, and I know you can't take me

Look over your shoulder, ready to run
Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun
I am the game, and I make the rules
So move on out, and you can die like a fool
Try and figure out what news is gonna be
Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me?
Don't forget there's a place you can pay
Cuz I am the game and I want to play

It's time to paly the game...
Hahahaha
Time to play the game

It's all about the game, and how you play it
It's all about control, and if you can take it
It's all about your debt, and if you can pay it
It's all about the pain, and who's gonna make it...

I am the game, you don't wanna play me
I am control, there's no way you can change me
I am your debts, and no you can't pay me
I am your pain, and I know you can't take me

Play the game, you're gonna be the same
You're gonna change your name, you're gonna die in flames
Hahahahaha
Time to play the game!

It's time to play the game...
It's time to play the game...
It's time to paly the game...
Hahahahaha

Time to play the game!
Hahahahaha
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One, two is this on

Yo Jimmy hit me with that Triple H
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah you let that music keep playin' Mr. Dumb......shit
Yo tell me what time it is now
Yeah, just kickin' it up in here

It's our time
Yo, here comes trouble
Not gonna listen to anybody
Tell me who and waht to be
Not tryin' to be like everybody
Tired of playing make

Cause I lead the blind, the blind lead the blind
Our time! Our time!
Our time! It's our time
Our time! Our time! Our time!

Not looking back cause we've had enough
You don't know what trouble is
Game of politics, sissy troubles

All thes rules, stupid rules
All your stupid rules!
Yo, you keep your fingers off the switch
All your stupid rules!
Now, don't you understand your own dillusion?
All your stupid rules!

Make up a fantasy in your little mind
Follow the leader let the blind lead the blind
All your stupid rules!
Follow the leader let the blind lead the blind

Yo, the years went by with your lies
The marks, the suits McMahon
Give us a shout, we'll give you nothin'
The smart one, the mellow one, the easy one
Well, it's our time now

It's our time now!
You know it's our time now!
Let the trouble set you free!

Yo, don't keep your finger off the switch
It's our time!
It's our time!
It's our time for the grab

Who's sleeping with who around here?

Yeah, the years went by with your lies
The marks, the suit McMahon
Give us a show, we'll give you nothing
The smart one, the responsible one, the easy one, the mellow one
Well it's our time
It's our time!
It's our time now!
It's our time for the grab
You will...mark my words...find out...what trouble...is
Yo tell me something
Who's sleeping with who?

Does anybody know who's sleeping with who?
I can't hear ya....

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Are You Ready?"
Are you ready?
You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well, you better get ready! To bow to the masters!
BREAK IT DOWN!

DeGenerate into something fool,
We just got tired of doing what you told us to do
But that's the price boy Yeah,
That's the price little man, break it down
DeGeneration X, DeGeneration

Think you can tell us what to do,
You know who your talking to?
Well you better get used to the way the ball bounces
I do what you got, it measures in ounces
But that's the price boy, yeah
That's our price little man
Break it down!
DeGeneration X DeGeneration

Think your a big man?
Ha, Ha, Ha Treat You like a little man..
Yo, tell me what it's like to be half a man
It must break your heart to see what I am but
Thats the price boy, yeah
That's the price little man
BREAK IT DOWN!


this is eminem's THE REAL SLIM SHADY
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up

Favorite Music

eminem,jennifer lopez,OZZY,kid rock
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this is KID ROCK'S AMERICAN BAD ASS

Yeah
And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands
We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans
And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame
I played their game
And as they scream my name
I will show no shame
I live and die for this
And if I come off soft
Then chew on this

Are you scared?

Devil Without A Cause
And I'm back with the beaver hats
And Ben Davis slacks
Thirty pack of Strohs
Thirty pack of hoes
No rogaine and the propane flows
The chosen one
I'm the living proof
With the gift of gab
From the city of truth
I jabbed and stabbed
And knocked critics back
And I did not stutter when I said that
I'm going platinum
Sellin rhymes
I went platinum
Seven times
And still they ill
They wanna see us fry
I guess because Only God Knows Why
Why why why why

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at and say hey hey
I'm givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!!
Fuck all y'all

I like AC/DC and ZZ Top
Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock
Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones
David Allen Coe and no show Jones
Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Pass that bottle around
Got the rock from Detroit
Soul from Motown
The underground stoned fuckin pimp
With tracks that mack and slap back the whack
Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass
But watch me rock with Liberace flash
Punk rock, The clash
Boy bands are trash
I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash
Flash flash flash flash

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where your at and say hey hey
I'm givin it back, so say hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Uh, uh, uh, Gat

Yeah, I saw your band
Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks
When you gonna learn sucker
You just can't fuck with
Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER
TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr

I'm an... American Bad Ass
Watch me kick
You can roll with rock
Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version)
I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace
I'm gonna fuck some hoe's after I rock this place
Super fly, livin double wide
Side car my glide
So Joe C can ride
Full sack to share
Bringin flash and glare
Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air
Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's
See me ride in sin
Hear the rebel yell
I won't live to tell
So if you do
Give the next generation a big, Fuck You!
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
Said fuck highschool, pissed on my diploma
Smell the aroma
Check my hits
I know it stinks in here
Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black
So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
Say hey hey
Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey
I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey
Show me some metal and say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh
I'm a cowboy
Bad ass in black
Singin
Hey hey hey hey
From side to side
From front to back
Say hey hey hey hey
I put Detroit city back on the map
And singin
Hey hey hey hey
Kid Rock's in the house
And thats where I'm at

Hahahaha
 

Favorite Movies

the simpson movie(loved it),bad boys(both of them),shrek(all of them)spider man(all of them)batman(all of them),superman(all of them)XXX(vin diesal)STAR WARS(all 6 of them)RUSH HOUR(all 3 of them)walking tall(the ROCK),S.W.A.T,ANY CARTOON MOVIE,any movie period!
 

Favorite TV Shows

the simpsons,king of the hill,that 70's show,WWE RAW,WWE SMACKDOWN,ECW,TNA WRESTLING,american dad,family guy,cops,america's most wanted,ben 10,tom & jerry,saturday night live,south park,law & order(all of them)crossing jordan,pimp my ride,trick my truck,overhaulin',how its made,spongebob,power rangers(all of them),nascar,football,baseball,hockey.
 

Favorite Books

playboy,pc world,wwe wrestling
 

Favorite Quote

GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!BURN!LIVE FROM NEW YORK,ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!
 

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