About Me
hello,my name is Jon Lane.i m 31 years old.i m 6-1,271 pounds,i have red hair,green eyes,6 tattoos,5 ear rings.i love talking online,watching nascar,wrestling,baseball,football,and more tv.i love talking on the phone,even my cell phone,which i have.i m not married yet.i have no kids.feel free to leave a comment and i will comment u back after i get urs,thnk u!for u gay guys u may add me and i will add u.......here are some websites i love... www.myspace.com, www.hi5.com, www.playboy.com, www.wwe.com, www.tagged.com, www.nascar.com, www.yahoo.com, www.msn.com, www.google.com, www.tnawrestling.com.
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Interests
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i love watching....nascar,football,baseball,wrestling,talking online.....here are some websites i love... www.myspace.com, www.hi5.com, www.playboy.com, www.wwe.com, www.tagged.com, www.nascar.com, www.yahoo.com, www.msn.com, www.google.com, www.tnawrestling.com.
this is triple H's intro theme(in words)
It's time to play the game Time to play the game! Hahahahaha Hahaha
It's all about the game, and how you play it. All about control, and if you can take it. All about yor debt, and if you can pay it. It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it...
I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am control, no way you change me I am have heavy debts, no way you can pay me I am the pain, and I know you can't take me
Look over your shoulder, ready to run Like a good little bitch from a smoking gun I am the game, and I make the rules So move on out, and you can die like a fool Try and figure out what news is gonna be Come on over sucker, why don't you ask me? Don't forget there's a place you can pay Cuz I am the game and I want to play
It's time to paly the game... Hahahaha Time to play the game
It's all about the game, and how you play it It's all about control, and if you can take it It's all about your debt, and if you can pay it It's all about the pain, and who's gonna make it...
I am the game, you don't wanna play me I am control, there's no way you can change me I am your debts, and no you can't pay me I am your pain, and I know you can't take me
Play the game, you're gonna be the same You're gonna change your name, you're gonna die in flames Hahahahaha Time to play the game!
It's time to play the game... It's time to play the game... It's time to paly the game... Hahahahaha
Time to play the game! Hahahahaha --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One, two is this on
Yo Jimmy hit me with that Triple H Ha ha ha ha Yeah you let that music keep playin' Mr. Dumb......shit Yo tell me what time it is now Yeah, just kickin' it up in here
It's our time Yo, here comes trouble Not gonna listen to anybody Tell me who and waht to be Not tryin' to be like everybody Tired of playing make
Cause I lead the blind, the blind lead the blind Our time! Our time! Our time! It's our time Our time! Our time! Our time!
Not looking back cause we've had enough You don't know what trouble is Game of politics, sissy troubles
All thes rules, stupid rules All your stupid rules! Yo, you keep your fingers off the switch All your stupid rules! Now, don't you understand your own dillusion? All your stupid rules!
Make up a fantasy in your little mind Follow the leader let the blind lead the blind All your stupid rules! Follow the leader let the blind lead the blind
Yo, the years went by with your lies The marks, the suits McMahon Give us a shout, we'll give you nothin' The smart one, the mellow one, the easy one Well, it's our time now
It's our time now! You know it's our time now! Let the trouble set you free!
Yo, don't keep your finger off the switch It's our time! It's our time! It's our time for the grab
Who's sleeping with who around here?
Yeah, the years went by with your lies The marks, the suit McMahon Give us a show, we'll give you nothing The smart one, the responsible one, the easy one, the mellow one Well it's our time It's our time! It's our time now! It's our time for the grab You will...mark my words...find out...what trouble...is Yo tell me something Who's sleeping with who?
Does anybody know who's sleeping with who? I can't hear ya....
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Are You Ready?" Are you ready? You think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us what to wear? You think that you're better? Well, you better get ready! To bow to the masters! BREAK IT DOWN!
DeGenerate into something fool, We just got tired of doing what you told us to do But that's the price boy Yeah, That's the price little man, break it down DeGeneration X, DeGeneration
Think you can tell us what to do, You know who your talking to? Well you better get used to the way the ball bounces I do what you got, it measures in ounces But that's the price boy, yeah That's our price little man Break it down! DeGeneration X DeGeneration
Think your a big man? Ha, Ha, Ha Treat You like a little man.. Yo, tell me what it's like to be half a man It must break your heart to see what I am but Thats the price boy, yeah That's the price little man BREAK IT DOWN!
this is eminem's THE REAL SLIM SHADY May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door and started whoopin her ass worse than before they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*} But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
[Eminem] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
[Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real Shady please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus 2X
[Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Favorite Music
eminem,jennifer lopez,OZZY,kid rock ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is KID ROCK'S AMERICAN BAD ASS
Yeah And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame I played their game And as they scream my name I will show no shame I live and die for this And if I come off soft Then chew on this
Are you scared?
Devil Without A Cause And I'm back with the beaver hats And Ben Davis slacks Thirty pack of Strohs Thirty pack of hoes No rogaine and the propane flows The chosen one I'm the living proof With the gift of gab From the city of truth I jabbed and stabbed And knocked critics back And I did not stutter when I said that I'm going platinum Sellin rhymes I went platinum Seven times And still they ill They wanna see us fry I guess because Only God Knows Why Why why why why
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at Say hey hey Let me hear where your at and say hey hey I'm givin it back, so say hey hey Show me some metal and say Hey hey hey hey Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!! Fuck all y'all
I like AC/DC and ZZ Top Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones David Allen Coe and no show Jones Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh Pass that bottle around Got the rock from Detroit Soul from Motown The underground stoned fuckin pimp With tracks that mack and slap back the whack Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass But watch me rock with Liberace flash Punk rock, The clash Boy bands are trash I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash Flash flash flash flash
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at Say hey hey Let me hear where your at and say hey hey I'm givin it back, so say hey hey Show me some metal and say Hey hey hey hey Uh, uh, uh, Gat
Yeah, I saw your band Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks When you gonna learn sucker You just can't fuck with Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr
I'm an... American Bad Ass Watch me kick You can roll with rock Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version) I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace I'm gonna fuck some hoe's after I rock this place Super fly, livin double wide Side car my glide So Joe C can ride Full sack to share Bringin flash and glare Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's See me ride in sin Hear the rebel yell I won't live to tell So if you do Give the next generation a big, Fuck You! Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma Said fuck highschool, pissed on my diploma Smell the aroma Check my hits I know it stinks in here Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at Say hey hey Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey Show me some metal and say Hey hey hey hey Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh I'm a cowboy Bad ass in black Singin Hey hey hey hey From side to side From front to back Say hey hey hey hey I put Detroit city back on the map And singin Hey hey hey hey Kid Rock's in the house And thats where I'm at
Hahahaha
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Favorite Movies
the simpson movie(loved it),bad boys(both of them),shrek(all of them)spider man(all of them)batman(all of them),superman(all of them)XXX(vin diesal)STAR WARS(all 6 of them)RUSH HOUR(all 3 of them)walking tall(the ROCK),S.W.A.T,ANY CARTOON MOVIE,any movie period!
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Favorite TV Shows
the simpsons,king of the hill,that 70's show,WWE RAW,WWE SMACKDOWN,ECW,TNA WRESTLING,american dad,family guy,cops,america's most wanted,ben 10,tom & jerry,saturday night live,south park,law & order(all of them)crossing jordan,pimp my ride,trick my truck,overhaulin',how its made,spongebob,power rangers(all of them),nascar,football,baseball,hockey.
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Favorite Books
playboy,pc world,wwe wrestling
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Favorite Quote
GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!BURN!LIVE FROM NEW YORK,ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!
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hi5 Games
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Journal
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kyle busch won again saturday nite(boo)
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Mahjong Solitaire
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hi5 Gifts
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